Bill vs. Saddam

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Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for talks onsanctions. When Bill sits down he notices Saddam’s chair has

three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5

minutes Saddam presses a button and a boxing glove pops out of

Clinton’s chair and bashes him on his face.

Clinton, barely believing it, carries on talking, but after

another few minutes Saddam presses a second button and out comes

a large boot and kicks him in the groin. Clinton is pissed off

but still remains outwardly calm.

They resume the talks, but after 5 minutes Saddam presses the

final button and from under the table another boxing glove hits

Clinton, right in the groin. Clinton is really fed up by it now

and stands up to leave.

“We’ll continue this talk next week in the White House” says the

President. Saddam, choking from laughing, is too proud to say

no, so the appointment stands. A week later Clinton receives

Saddam in the Oval Office, and as Saddam sits down, he sees

three buttons in the arm-rest of Clinton’s chair. As the meeting

goes on, Saddam sees Clinton press the first button, and ducks

really fast, but nothing seems to happen.

This doesn’t stop Clinton from laughing…really loudly. After

this, Clinton continues where he left off, until he presses

another button. Saddam reacts really quickly, and jumps up.

Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Clinton falls out of

his chair laughing. Saddam doesn’t get it–what the hell is

happening here? But he hasn’t been harmed yet, so he sits down

again to talk further.

After a few minutes Clinton presses the final button. This time,

Saddam stays sitting, but Clinton isn’t, he’s rolling on the

floor, doubled up from laughing. Saddam is really annoyed by

now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: “I’ve had enough

of this, I’m going back to Baghdad” (Through tears of laughter

from the floor): “Baghdad?…What fucking Baghdad?”