Elvis vs. Jesus

  JESUS is the Lord’s shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd. JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS’ favorite high school class was wood shop. JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS’ very first band was a trio. JESUS’ entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS’ entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. JESUS is a Capricorn. (December…