If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better
company someday.Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings – they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
If at first you don’t succeed – try management.
It’s only unethical if you get caught.
Never quit until you have another job.
If you can read this, you’re not working!
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile – It makes your boss look like an incompetent
slacker.
Pride, Commitment, and Teamwork: words we use to get you to work for
free.
Succeed in spite of management.
Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs,
and people who don’t work here anymore.