A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
muggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden; Saudi police entered and arrested them.They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally

imprisoned for life. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should

be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she

asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.” So the Indian guy

thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done but

the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Australian,

watching the scene, said: Please fix two pillows on my back”. But even two pillows

could only take10 lashes before the whip went through again. Before The Kiwi could

say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “As you are from a popular

country, and your rugby team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two

wishes! “ “Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness”, The Kiwi replies. “My
first wish is: “I would like to have 40 lashes.” “If you so desire”, the Sheik replies

with a questioning look on his face, “and your second wish?” Tie the Aussie to my