Man schooling

Man Schooling:


For those of you who are married, were married,

or are contemplating marriage – under the assumption

that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage.

Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates



Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six

mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as

earn anassociates degree in MA (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to lookover the program outline.


Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101

Combating Stupidity

MEN 102

You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103

PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104

We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110

Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111

Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM

MEN 112

Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

EAT 100

Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101

Get a Life, Learn to Cook II


What’s Hers is Hers


Spring Schedule:

MEN 120

How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You’re Wrong

MEN 121

Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122

YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123

Reasons to Give Flowers


What Was Yours is Hers


Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101

You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102

Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103

How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201

How to Put the Toilet Seat Down


(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210

The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211

How to Not Act Younger than YourChildren

MEN 212

You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213

Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A

Her Birthdays and Anniversaries AreImportant

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220

Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary(Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221

Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222

Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223

Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B

Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101

Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102

Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103

Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231


MEN 232

Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233

Just Say “Yes, Dear”


Cheaper to Keep Her