Man Schooling:
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For those of you who are married, were married,
or are contemplating marriage – under the assumption
that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage.
Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates
degree….
TWO YEAR DEGREE:
Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six
mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as
earn anassociates degree in MA (Male Arts).
Please take a moment to lookover the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101
Combating Stupidity
MEN 102
You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103
PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104
We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111
Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM
MEN 112
Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100
Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101
Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A
What’s Hers is Hers
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Spring Schedule:
MEN 120
How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You’re Wrong
MEN 121
Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122
YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123
Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C
What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101
You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102
Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103
How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201
How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210
The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211
How to Not Act Younger than YourChildren
MEN 212
You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213
Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A
Her Birthdays and Anniversaries AreImportant
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220
Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221
Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222
Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223
Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B
Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101
Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102
Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103
Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231
Mothers-in-law
MEN 232
Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233
Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C
Cheaper to Keep Her