Men just can’t win

Men just can’t win

-If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
-If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

-If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
-If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism,
-If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
-If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
-If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

-If you cry, you’re a wimp.

-If you don’t, you’re an insensitive jerk.

-If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a

-If she makes a decision without consulting you,

she’s a liberated woman.

-If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.

-If you don’t, you’re a slob.

-If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.

-If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

-If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re up on yourself.
-If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.

-If she has a headache, she’s tired.

-If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.