Old folks are worth a fortune

What are Seniors Worth

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.

I have become a little older since I saw you last,

and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly

I have become a frivolous old girl. I seeing

five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake Will Power helps me out of bed, then I spend a few intimate moments with the John I know so well, next it’s time to share breakfast with Uncle Toby (Muesli), followed by a drink with Billy Tea. They leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day I really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker. “What a Life”. Oh Yes, tin also flirting with Al Zymer.

The Preacher came to see me the other day, he said that, at my age I should be thinking about the hear after, I told him, “Oh I do that all the time, no matter where I am, if I’m in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen or dawn in the basement, I ask myself “Now what am I here after?”