Police Codes
Police officers communicate with each other using code numbers instead of cumbersome words –
these codes make it easier to relay information with a mouthful of justice-fighting cheeseburger.
Familiarize yourself with these codes, and maybe one day you’ll decide to give back to the
society you’ve taken so much from.
411 – What’s up?
207 – Kidnapping
962 – Subject is armed and dangerous
208 – Penguin kidnapping
678 – Frat boy puking in street
21 – What I didn’t get at the blackjack table
417 – Person with a gun
230 – Person holding a banana like a gun
109 – Wheelchair jackknife
211 – Armed robbery
556 – Clown on fire
666 – Mark of The Beast. The Apocalypse is nigh
303 – Luscious donut, hot and glazed
793 – Rabid grandmother
594 – Malicious mischief
812 – Alien colon excavation
918 – Escaped convict
461 – Karaoke Happy Hour
202 – Officer Down. Then back up. Then stumbles. Actually, officer drunk – never mind.
919 – Escaped man in a gorilla suit
459 – Burglary
111 – Elvis sighting
345 – Too much fat ass in too little spandex
420 – It is time to gratuitously smoke marijuana.
507 – Public nuisance
360 – The circumference of a circle.
289 – Prostitute with heart of gold
711 – En route to procure Blueberry Slurpee and Chili cheese Big Bite.
500 – Just won twenty bucks at the slots. Going to OTB.
313 – Assault with a greasy skillet
1215 – Magna Carta signed
484 – Petty theft
116 – Cranking up siren for fun.
187 – Homicide. Also – predictable movie starring Samuel L. Jackson