Short jokes

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
“Ho. Ho. Ho.”What do you call a doll on fire?

A Barbie-Q!

What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall’s only been laid once!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks?
A: Nothing.
What’s that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

Grandpa.

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.