What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
“Ho. Ho. Ho.”What do you call a doll on fire?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall’s only been laid once!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks?
What’s that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.