Man falls asleep in church 

  Man falls asleep in church  One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with…

Teacher jokes

Teacher Jokes 1. A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t…

Famous People Say the Darndest Things

Famous People Say the Darndest Things   “There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) “Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’ Patricia Arquette “And…

Things you might not have known

Things You Might Not Have Known Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton. The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus…