These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a
party the night before.The first guy said, ””Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.””
The second guy said, ””Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving
home and I got my DWI.””
The third guy says, “Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving
home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.””
Then the first guy said, ””No — you guys don”t understand! Chunks is my dog!”