Top 19 things to do in a public bathroom

Top 19 things to do in a Public Bathroom

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask yourneighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silencewith a bodily function noise 4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.” 5. Drop a marble and say, “Oh shoot! My glass eye!” 6. Say “Darn, this water is cold.” 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop acantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sighrelaxingly. 8. Say, “Now how did that get there?” 9. Say, “Humus. Reminds me of humus.” 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall walls of your neighbors whileyelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!” 11. Say, “Interesting….more sinkers than floaters” 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad oftoilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 13. Say, “C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me! 14. Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot” 15. Say, “Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.Now what am I gonna do?” 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on yourbutt cheeks 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your”Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible tothe adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust itso you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!” 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing”Born Free.”