VAN GOGH’S LITTLE KNOWN RELATIVES
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia — U. Gogh
The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white — Hue Gogh
The real obnoxious brother — Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes — Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store — Stop N. Gogh
His dizzy aunt — Verti Gogh
His domineering aunt — Vira Gogh
The cousin who moved to Illinois — Chica Gogh
His magician uncle — Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico — Amee Gogh
The nephew that drove a stage coach — Wells Far Gogh
The uncle who was constipated — Cant Gogh
The aunt who loved ballroom dancing — Tan Gogh
His ornithologist uncle — Flamin Gogh
His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist — E. Gogh
His cousin who loved tropical fruits — Mang Gogh
And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking — Whey Too Gogh
His bouncy young nephew — Poe Gogh
His Disco-loving sister — Go Gogh