Harley Davidson and Woman
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your
motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want
to in Heaven.” Davidson thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang out with God, Himself.”
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to
God. Arthur then asks God, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of Woman?” God says, “Ah, yes.”
“Well,” says Davidson, “You have some major design flaws in your invention: One, there’s
too much front-end protrusion Two, it chatters at high speeds. Three, the rear end wobbles
too much. Four, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.”
“Hmmm…” replies God, “hold on.” God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few
keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads
it. “It may be that my invention is flawed,” God tells Arthur Davidson, “but according to My
Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours.”