A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).

In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your Count
that votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you

A-flat minor.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in

linoleum Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.