Radio Silence
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, “Are you alright?”
In a very weak voice the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?”
The big dude says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)