Signs that your swimming pool needs cleaning

* That green tarp covering your pool? Look again, Sparky.

 

* Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.

 

* Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.

 

* Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.

 

* New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.

 

* The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.

 

* “DREDGE ME” spelled out in algae on the bottom.

 

* You can walk on the water, even though you’re only the son of

Gus.

 

* Dr. Kervorkian seen filling IV bottles at poolside.

 

* Your recently installed pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man’s chest x-ray.