Signs your dog is more intelligent than you!
10> Neighbors complain about loud music and howling
coming from your apartment in the middle of the day.
9> You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks
strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room.
8> Ice floating in toilet water.
7> Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
6> Friends swear they’ve seen your car at the local meat-
5> You can never find the leftovers.
4> The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was
left on The Nature Channel.
3> The dog doesn’t lick itself anymore… now it’s the cat’s job.
2> Mensa mailings addressed to “Rover.”
1> Your apartment keys no longer work.