Signs your dog is more intelligent than you!

Signs your dog is more intelligent than you!

10> Neighbors complain about loud music and howling

coming from your apartment in the middle of the day.

9>  You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks

strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room.

8> Ice floating in toilet water.

7> Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.

6> Friends swear they’ve seen your car at the local meat-

processing plant.

5> You can never find the leftovers.

4> The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was

left on The Nature Channel.

3> The dog doesn’t lick itself anymore… now it’s the cat’s job.

2> Mensa mailings addressed to “Rover.”

1> Your apartment keys no longer work.