The holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college students

The holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college students

 

The Last Supper would have been eaten the

next morning -cold, with stale Coke.

 

The Ten Commandments would actually be only fible-spaced, with wide margins, and written in a large font.

 

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it

wasn’t cafeteria food.

 

Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s

e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

 

Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

 

Instead of God creating the world in six days and

resting on the seventh, he would have put it off

until the night before it was due and then pulled

an all-nighter.