The holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college students
The Last Supper would have been eaten the
next morning -cold, with stale Coke.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only fible-spaced, with wide margins, and written in a large font.
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it
wasn’t cafeteria food.
Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s
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Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
Instead of God creating the world in six days and
resting on the seventh, he would have put it off
until the night before it was due and then pulled